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THIS MADE ME CRY WHAT THE FUCK
I have an android app that does this and let me tell you, reading slashfic at 700wpm is a near-spiritual experience.
So this is my school… this happened
Wait that dude is only wearing half a shirt. What if his buff ness distracts ladies?
apparently ladies don’t go to school to receive education so him distracting anybody isn’t considered possible
religious homophobes think that as long as they’re polite about their hateful views it’s not gonna count as hate well it does and it literally kills people and you stay silent with that “I love you but I don’t support your lifestyle” you don’t fucking deserve the right to say you love us it’s a goddamn LIE
‘I Don’t Know What I Did But It Worked’ — A thrilling story about my academic life
"I Know Exactly What I Did And It Still Didn’t Work" - A sad sequel
important ship question: who wears the “if found, please return to [name]” shirt and who wears the “i am [name]” shirt
INTELLIGENCE IS NOT MEASURED IN YOUR KNOWLEDGE OF MATH
Sometimes, you read a book and it fills you with this weird evangelical zeal, and you become convinced that the shattered world will never be put back together unless and until all living humans read the book.
i think this could be useful for the people who is not totally sure about spend their money in this movie, it has their good and bad points, but generally is a great movie, so please, let’s show them that “An Hispanic story” can be as good as any other one, or even better!.
Yo refusing to walk through a door because a woman is holding it open for you is not chivalry, it’s called being an asshole.
When you hold a door open for someone, it should have nothing to do with their gender/sex/identity and everything to do with you just being a considerate human being.
I actually had a guy grab my waist, physically pick me up, yank me off of the door handle, and carry me through the door because I did this.
I reflexively open doors for folks and older dudes seem to hate it the most.
Most of the men I work with will step behind me to take the door from me. Very obnoxious. Won’t stop me from trying and constantly doing it until they figure it out. I have the patience.
best thing i learned working with and learning about kids: when they do shit like this, especially to something they themselves use and enjoy, leave it there for as long as possible. let them return to the fun thing over and over again so that it sinks in that the thing they did was wrong, they ruined something, and now they can’t have fun because of it and they should never do it again. it teaches them consequence of action and cautiousness.
i did this with a 3-year-old kid i babysat who filled his playstation with peanut butter before i got there, just every time he went back to it and asked why it’s not working, i opened it and pointed to the peanut butter stains and said “you did that” and he says “yeah”, “will it work like that?” “…no”, and when he got it and promised to never put anything but games into a game machine again, his parents bought another and he kept his promise. it works, even at that age.
this was a long and unnecessary rant but so many times i’ve seen parents IMMEDIATELY replace their kids’ toys/electronics that they destroy over and over again and i’m just like NO THEY’RE NOT LEARNING ANYTHING THAT WAY
they also don’t learn from being thrown into fires
yeah but they’re quieter that way